On this Christmas Day, we celebrate two great events: the birth of our Savior Jesus Christ and the launching of the Nancy Reagan Association website. It is no mere coincidence that the NRA decided to commence its crusade for responsible womanhood today. Now that the first decade of the twenty-first century is almost over, we live in a world that is further than ever removed from the innocence of the baby Jesus. Indeed, the social and cultural norms we are forced to live by today would make the baby Jesus cry.
Especially women have fallen victim to this society gone mad. With the breakdown of the traditional household, females are now expected to follow the same life path as males. This reality is as ridiculous as it sounds. We all know that men cannot raise children, and we all know that women cannot shoot deer, with the possible exception of Sarah Palin. The goal of the Nancy Reagan Association asks for a great effort by all Americans: a restoration of the gender roles on which our great Republic was founded. We again need to return to an age in which virtue has a central place in public and private life, with a distinct line between these two spheres. In such an ideal civilization, both genders have clearly defined tasks. Women stay at home and raise virtuous citizens, while men go out into the public world, where they will dedicate themselves to the common good. Although our organization is firmly grounded in the basic tenets of Americanism, we are convinced that our philosophy is helpful to women worldwide.
Before he achieved total victory in the Cold War, President Reagan told Mikhail Gorbachev to literally tear down the wall between freedom and Communist despotism. In the Cold War that is raging between men and women today, however, we ask to restore the wall between the sexes, so that we can again live in an orderly world where people are at peace with themselves.
We named our organization in honor of Nancy Reagan, since she exudes all the virtues post-modern women lack. Nancy was a mother to her children, Patti and Ron, a mother to the nation, and in the end, a mother to her demented husband. She was at peace with her marriage to Ronald, so she did not have at least three other guys on the back burner; because the love of her life was the leader of the free world, she never thought about pursuing a high-profile career; since her basic Presbyterian faith gave her enough spiritual inspiration, she did not need to experiment with all kinds of occult religions; and she saw no use in traveling all over the planet to “find herself.” America was big enough for her.
Ronald was a simple man, Nancy was a simple woman, and in their simplicity, they found greatness.
The NRA asks women to follow the example Nancy Reagan set, in particular her commitment to Ronald. When you commit yourself to your man entirely, there is no more need to think for yourself, which is a marvelous relief. Once you are committed, do not question your relationship, your life partner’s judgment, or your own judgment. You are at peace now, and you may well be on your way to the same eminence Ronald and Nancy achieved.
On this website, the NRA provides you with information that is essential in becoming a Nancy woman. In this modern world, many dangers exist that may lure you away from the process of Nancyfication. The NRA will warn you against these dangers and provide guidelines to live your life according to the Gospel of Nancy.
There is a way to stop the betrayal and the lies. You too can become as pure as the snow that fell on the stable in Bethlehem. You too can become as pure as Nancy. The NRA is here to help you.